MICHUL SELLOR — HE COULDN'T HODL

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THE LORE

Michul Sellor. The prophet. The eternal HODL LORD. The man who said "I have no exit strategy" on every podcast, every tweet, every breath.

Then in summer 2026, Strategy Inc filed three SEC 8-K filings disclosing 3,620 BTC sold at an average well below their $75,476 cost basis. Total loss: ~$54M. Official excuse: "BTC Monetization Program".

Nobody HODLs forever. Especially not Michul.

THE SELLOR STATS

AVG BUY PRICE $75,476

DUMP #1 PRICE ~$78k
(32 BTC)

DUMP #2 PRICE $59,256
(1,363 BTC)

DUMP #3 PRICE $60,773
(2,225 BTC)

LOSS PER BTC ~$15k 💸

TOTAL DUMPED 3,620 BTC
~$218.5M

HIS EXCUSE "BTC Monetization
Program" 😂

EVENT	DATE	BTC SOLD	AVG PRICE	TOTAL $
Sellor Dump #1	May 26-31, 2026	32 BTC	~$78,000	$2.5M
Sellor Dump #2 💀	Jun 29-30, 2026	1,363 BTC	$59,256	$80.8M (-$22.3M vs cost)
Sellor Dump #3 💀💀	Jul 1-5, 2026	2,225 BTC	$60,773	$135.2M (-$32.8M vs cost)

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THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. THIS IS FINANCIAL COMEDY.

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